I just can't understand it!! I just can't!! I can't!! (I say flouncing around. If you ain't been watching BB7 UK then you ain't gonna understand any of that. Fool).
Last week I watched Elf. Yes, the movie. Yes, with Will Farrell. And yes, it's a comedy. It's also incredibly cheesy.
Yet, at the end of that movie I was bawling. Real,self pity party sobs and snotting.
Yuk. But since then I've been so emotional. Everything seems to set me off. When teaching today, I was thinking about the real quiet girl in the class that doesn't seem to have any friends and I could feel myself welling up. Talking about leaving with my supervisor, I started feeling teary and in true I am a diva fashion, turned towards the window to hide my face and the tears that I felt were coming (they didnt by the way. I managed to control myself for once).
Also, there was a buncha guys at the school walking thru all the classrooms. I though they had come to earthquake proof the school (altho looking bak this seems a stupid presumption as nobody, not them or any of the other teachers had told me or even given me the impression that that was what they had come to do). When talking about the earthquake proofing guys to my supervisor (we both thought one guy in particular was fine as)she looked at me for a second and then said, "Nathan, who are you talking about??".
In turned out that they weren't here to earthquake proof the school, but for a different reason. Ooooooooh, yes, a much different reason..........
Get this........
They had come to my school because between now and the beginning of August my school is installing air conditioning units in every single classroom.
So after two years of freezing my mr man tits off in the winter and sweating it up in the sauna cum classroom cum Hell on Earth in the summer, the new ALT (Assistant Language Teacher at my school is gonna be able to enjoy comfortable teaching temperatures all year round. Bastard.
It was enough to make me cry. But it didn't. Quite.
I think I must be pregnant. Over emotionality, cravings for carbs, intense sleepiness and lack of interest that doesn't involve all of the above. Plus the increased bust size and swollen ankles.
Well, thats my excuse anyway.....and Im frickin stickin to it. Bitches.