When it rains, it pours right??? So, what's the opposite - when it's dry it's arid??
Well, taking this image and running with it - I know my blog has been festering in the virtual diary doldrums as of late (the past three months), so I think its about time it got a little rain. A little winter (golden) shower (oooh, how you guys have missed me eh??). Mwah.
So, Fuku-fukin-yama eh. I think I was a lil judgemental in deciding this place was a shithole. Especially as I hadn't even been here, when I decided to call it that. Although it is a shithole, its my shithole now beyatch and if you wanna say differently, let's meet outside the internet caff in 5 minutes and bring ya brass knuckles, twat.
Much to tell I dunno where to start - a smorgasbord (???crap) of experiences that I have to try and put into words. I'm gonna try and bring you up to speed real quik.
Fukuyama.
Major players
Ms Thang & Nozzabella - I know they don't live in Fukuyama but I still miss them like shit everyday. Like sooo much.
Ness - aka Ms Truly Scrumptious, aka Thkye. The girl I hang out with the most cos she's super fun and lets me wear her clothes and jewelry. I also like the way she thinks. We've been told on two seperate occasions that people like hanging out with us cos they can let their potty mouths fly. Suckers, don't you kno we just go home and take the piss outta u??? A girl as bad as me.
Yoppi - my manager. We work together and play together which makes for a happy Eikaiwa family. Real cute girl. With a filthy mouth (can u see the pattern developin??? I really need to branch out and make friends with girls who aren't cussy mouthed cuties. On seconds thoughts, fuk it). She's Japanese and doesn't really speak English but loves tryin. Recently, her most used English phrase (on seeing a guy she thinks is cute), "I just dropped a gusher in my knickers". Love it.
Dirk - This American lad has only been in the Fuk(say Foook as in Fukuyama) for about two months or so but is making his mark on our social circle owing to the fact he loves pissin it up and 'avin a laff as much as the rest of us.
And then there's the dearly departed, who have left the Fuk for pastures new.
Leah - I miss this girl. Now bak in Canada just starting a new job. Cute as. Looked like a (much much much) younger Bette Midler. Had some super fun nights pissin it up at Charlies and hittin on boys. Come bak!!!!! Those were the days eh babe, Thriller, Banzai, Black or White, 24.
Sweetie ja nai - the girl who used to work with me. Now bak in Australia about to start a new job in January and I still miss her. Really freakin cool and the biggest laff to be around. I was super happy cos we got on so well (I was worried before I came that I wouldn't get on with my co-worker at all) and Im soo gonna keep in touch and make the trip over to Oz to visit her as soon as I can.
Supportin Cast (ie Guys that have been tried and tested. By me. Or my friends. Or both.)
Tripod - very short guy that I met and did the dirty with. I think you can work out why he's called what he's called (And before you say, "Ooooh but Japanese guys have......." send me a mail and I'll send you the photos).
RatFink - A guy that I used to have the hugest crush on and had the cutest dreads. Then he went to India and had them cut off, and like Samson, lost all his lust inducing power over me.
Implants - a really cool cute Japanese guy that I met. Super cool tatoos too. Met him one night and we talked about his tatoos (oooohh), the time he spent in prison (six years) (double oooooh) and his girl (shit). Im a sucker (literally) for bad boys and wanted him so bad but I've also met his girl and she's super nice. Although when I got home that night, I saw that he'd emailed me while I'd been in the taxi coming home. He just wanted to say Goodnight. And send me a picture of his penis (which displayed to fine advantage, five of the nine implants that he has down there). If he ever splits up with his girl, I'll let u kno how they feel (tapioca I'm thinking. Although friends that saw the photo in question have all uniformly said it looks warty, or ewwww or just simply vomited. But I would loooove to know).
Charles - a cool Japanese bartender guy that owns a bar and evrybody has a crush on.
TastesLikeCider Man - A cute guy that has some serious issues. One of my friends had a crush on him for the longest time and they finally hit it off one night, when bak to her house and he acted like a complete loon. The perfect poster child for why men suk.
Mr DontThinkJustFeel - A guy that I've thought about as my fallbak guy for a while (ie if I got horny/desperate/drunk enough I'd do him). Until I realised I was his fallbak guy too. No. Just No. Don't think just feel this, beyatch. Plus he has truly heinous teeth. What in gay hell was I thinkin??
END I think I've included enough people for now, there a still a whole heap more but I got kinda tired and have to meet my friend at the curry place down the road. I'll write another blog soon as I get the chance. Promise.
